A girl asks her Dad, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand."He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely headlamps, soft looking airbags and a fantastic bumper."
Dad quickly answered and said, Listen carefully and tell your stupid boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dip-stick, I will pull his crankshaft violently and tighten his nuts so hard that his headlamps will pop out of their sockets and he will start leaking oil and other fluids out of his exhaust pipe!"
Dad quickly answered and said, Listen carefully and tell your stupid boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dip-stick, I will pull his crankshaft violently and tighten his nuts so hard that his headlamps will pop out of their sockets and he will start leaking oil and other fluids out of his exhaust pipe!"
