AmericanThunder
Super Moderator
An angel, a little tipsy, comes down from haven to a park and sees two statues, one of a man, the other a woman, facing each other for over 50 years. both are nude so he brings them to life and tells them since you two have done such a great job of watching over the park for so long i'm going give you both one hour to do what ever you would like (remember facing each other naked) so they ask REALLY? the angel answers yes! they take off running to some near by tall bushes the angel hears them moaning laughing giggling they return 30 minutes later the angel ask did you both enjoy yourself? with big grins they answer yes very much. the angel tells them well you still have 30 minutes so they take off running again to the bushes the man statue stops the woman before they get to the bushes and tells her this time you hold the pigeon and i'll sh!t on it.........