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Yes, Beyonce expecting twins is not exactly the sort of news you"d expect to find on TopGear.com. But it"s how Queen B chose to announce the news that has our attention. It"s not often that we"re lost for words, but well, it"s a pregnant pop star on a Porsche 914 that"s been turned into a planter box. Anything we say can not do any justice to the sheer absurdity and because I can" mentality that"s going on here. At some point, as she posed for what"s basically a trippy album cover atop a Porsche 914, she must have thought, "Wait, this is weird.""Why am I on a poxy 914 when I could have had a 911?"And the bigger question we have is this did she just have a 914 laying around, or was it ordered in specially for the announcement?In any case, the photo is up on Beyonce"s website under the banner I HAVE THREE HEARTS", which we assume means twins and not some unearthly genetic defect.
Date written: 3 Feb 2017
More of this article on the Top gear website
ID: 6627
Yes, Beyonce expecting twins is not exactly the sort of news you"d expect to find on TopGear.com. But it"s how Queen B chose to announce the news that has our attention. It"s not often that we"re lost for words, but well, it"s a pregnant pop star on a Porsche 914 that"s been turned into a planter box. Anything we say can not do any justice to the sheer absurdity and because I can" mentality that"s going on here. At some point, as she posed for what"s basically a trippy album cover atop a Porsche 914, she must have thought, "Wait, this is weird.""Why am I on a poxy 914 when I could have had a 911?"And the bigger question we have is this did she just have a 914 laying around, or was it ordered in specially for the announcement?In any case, the photo is up on Beyonce"s website under the banner I HAVE THREE HEARTS", which we assume means twins and not some unearthly genetic defect.
Date written: 3 Feb 2017
More of this article on the Top gear website
ID: 6627
