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saleen 192
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AmericanThunder
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saleen 192
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saleen 192
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This say's it all,
AmericanThunder
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Or "Found on road dead"!
AmericanThunder
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This say's it all,
Ingenious marketing... Shame the engineers couldn't keep up!! :innocent:
saleen 192
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Three mechanics were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first mechanic finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Chevrolet, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second mechanic finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Dodge, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third mechanic finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "At FORD, we don't pee on our hands."
The second mechanic finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Dodge, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third mechanic finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "At FORD, we don't pee on our hands."
AmericanThunder
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AmericanThunder
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I thought they were all mobile ironing boards with those stupid spoilers on the back! :Rasberry:
AmericanThunder
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weighs the same!!!! :dance:
saleen 192
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Only when i am sitting in it
saleen 192
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What dose CHEVROLET stand for = Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
What dose DODGE stand for = Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
What dose PONTIAC STAND FOR = People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy (NEVER HAPPEN)
What dose FORD stand for = Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (as i am a fat f@k ) oh go on here's some more ford's ones :thumb:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
What dose corvette Stand for = Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine
What dose DODGE stand for = Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
What dose PONTIAC STAND FOR = People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy (NEVER HAPPEN)
What dose FORD stand for = Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (as i am a fat f@k ) oh go on here's some more ford's ones :thumb:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
What dose corvette Stand for = Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine
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