95% of ?5 notes have been in contact with cocaine.
If you buy a lottery ticket at 7pm on Saturday, you are more likely to die in the hour before the draw than you are to win.
No word in the English language rhymes with the word unicorn.
The Guiness Book of Records lists 'The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick' as the hardset tongue twister.
The most dangerous part of a plane journey from the UK to Australia is the drive to the airport.
An average of four people a year in Britain are killed by writing instruments.
Three serious accidents a year in Britain can be attributed to pencil sharpeners.
Last year, 43 British adults died in their bathtubs.
27 million porn mags are sold in the UK each year. (havn't they heard of the internet, its FREE)
Britons eat on average 2.2 curries a week - spending ?2.8 billion every year.
Lambeth council in south London owes ?850 million - this is more than the national debt of Guatemala.
The average British motorist is overcharged by 50p a year for their petrol due to faulty pumps.
Accidents in the UK home:
343 injured putting on their socks;
112 hurt reading a newspaper;
41 hospitalised by marbles;
34 hurt by cardboard;
12 hosipitalised by paperclips;
11 accidents involving bathroom scales;
6 hurt using talcom powder;
2 hurt by tea cosys.
In 1870, British boxing champ Jim Mace and an American challenger fought for almost 4 hours without landing a single punch!
On 3rd March 1991, the Queen needed 3 stitches in one of her fingers after she tried to break up a fight between two of her corgies.
During World War 2, the British Minister of food considered a plan to feed the population with black pudding - secretly made from surplus human blood bank donations. The idea was thankfully rejected.
In the last 10 years, 8 people in Britain have been killed by cows.
During the 1978 fireman strike an army unit rescued an old lady's cat from a tree and then run over it as they drove away.
50% of male Internet users in Britain have viewed pornography on the Internet.
On average, in the UK per year:
488 people are injured by zips;
3,078 people are injured by slippers;
315 people are injured by photo frames;
and 70,000 are injured by dogs.
It is legal for a pregnant woman to relieve herself anywhere, including a policeman?s hat if she so requests.
In Kent before entering a plea the accused has the right to request trial by combat, to which the plaintive must select combat by knife, cudgel, or blacksmiths hammer, or must withdraw the charge.
The full name of the caterpillar from Danger Mouse is "Instar Emperor Nero the Second of Chorlton-Cum-Hardy".