The Ten Commandments

[landy bob]

thou must stoppeth eating the most expensive parts of thouest ignition system and causeth thine wallet to be a place of eternal emptiness

 

[landy bob]

thou must desist from taking a pile of fire works and a roll of gaffer tape, down to the beach for a game of astronaut molluscs thou should also stop drinking furniture polish

 

[landy bob]

though should have used thine eye balls this morning and NOT fill thine beloved transit diesel with petrol ???ger it!

 

[landy bob]

though shalt spend the day issuing forth foul oaths and shouting profanities at passers by
see above for reason

 

[MRKRYS69]

Thou shalt not drive past Mr Hosey's home, making lots of noise in Chavolvo.

 

[matt 103]

s'ok get loadsa chavs in modified stuff flying past makes me appreicate mr potter and the bat more when he or pete with pontiac blatter past xx

 

[MRKRYS69]

Funnily enough, I have had a couple of people think i was Dan, then be a little disapointed when the stickered shi**er turns in!!

 

[TransAmDan]

Funnily enough, I have had a couple of people think i was Dan, then be a little disapointed when the stickered shi**er turns in!!

Tempted to put go faster stripes on the fiesta, and drill a hole in the exhaust. I need the stickers to help it go faster.

 

[MRKRYS69]

I got a big bore that will go on it, won't quite sound right on a diseasle though.

 

[TransAmDan]

I got a big bore that will go on it, won't quite sound right on a diseasle though.

Yeah, I suppose it could sound a bit odd. I could put some large speakers in the boot, playing a V8 rumble sound :becky:

 

[Neo53]

N'ahh n'aahh...ya just need a Turbo Whistle whistle, Dan

 

[landy bob]

Thou should have desisted in turning up at my sons nativity play dressed as Jimmy Savil